Flour Wars Weekend
posted 12/02/25
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Scouts and Families,
The peace negotiations have ground to a halt and it looks like WAR is the only answer. This Friday the troops will muster at the Harry Male scout lodge by 2330 GMT (5:30pm central) for the upcoming skirmishes. Tonight we will be making final preparations.
Please bring your signed liability releases, hold harmless agreement, next of kin information, and acknowledgement that you received the DOD Law of War Manual (we will NOT be honoring the Geneva Conventions during this operation). All the required paperwork is available at http://troop17.net/docs_public/current_info.pdf
We are also short of funds for this next endeavor. Each participant in the upcoming maneuvers will need to furnish $30 to cover rations, transportation and first aid materials should they be required. This is payable in cash, check, Krugerrands, Swiss Francs, pieces of eight, or gold bullion (we do not except bitcoin or digital currencies).
The United Nations does not condone this action or recognize any combatants as members of any particular member nation but concedes that combat will occur with or without their approval. If you plan to volunteer as part of the UN oversight delegation then please sign the roster this evening. I look forward to seeing everyone at the meeting tonight with your paperwork and payments in order.
Kommandant Lunsford
www.troop17.net
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